Marriage is like a pair of shears.Oft times working in opposite directions, but punishing anyone that comes between them. -Sydney Smith

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience -Oscar Wilde

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence -Henry Louis Mencken

One advantage of marriage It seems to me Is that when you fall out of love with him Or he falls out of love with you It keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
~ Judith Viorst

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
~ Socrates

You don’t marry one person; you marry three: the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going to become as the result of being married to you.
~ Richard Needham

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
~ Carrie Snow

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
~ Anonymous

The only thing perfect about marriage is the air-brushed wedding photos in the album.
~ Unknown

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
~ Rita Rudner

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
~ James Holt McGavran

I struggled with getting married. I was afraid of closing all those doors… What I didn’t realize was that its like opening a door to a whole other batch of doors.
~ Jeff Bridges

To keep the fire burning brightly, there’s one easy rule: keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.
~ Marnie Reed Crowell

Marriage is a wonderful institution…if, of course, you like living in an institution.
~ Groucho Marx

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
~ Ogden Nash