Marriage is like a pair of shears.Oft times working in opposite directions, but punishing anyone that comes between them. -Sydney Smith
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience -Oscar Wilde
One advantage of marriage It seems to me Is that when you fall out of love with him Or he falls out of love with you It keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
~ Judith Viorst
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
You don’t marry one person; you marry three: the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going to become as the result of being married to you.
~ Richard Needham
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
~ Carrie Snow
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
~ Rita Rudner
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
~ James Holt McGavran
I struggled with getting married. I was afraid of closing all those doors… What I didn’t realize was that its like opening a door to a whole other batch of doors.
~ Jeff Bridges
To keep the fire burning brightly, there’s one easy rule: keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.
~ Marnie Reed Crowell
Marriage is a wonderful institution…if, of course, you like living in an institution.
~ Groucho Marx