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And Lab Letter ni Inday

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in
Manila and has
been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy
reading and you
may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls read with
feelings…

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October 1996

To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.
Why? What reason
you can think about but you’re very fat body. I
thought before that
Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later
I’m realize that
he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with
you anymore
because at first, Dennis say he could not stand
you’re habit of
making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always
calling to their
house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met iether in
school or in his
family and then asking you to exercise you’re very
very, very fat
body. But you hate it. Thoughth your the most
preetiest girls he
knows about. What do you think you are “Beautiful
Girl” of Jose Marie
Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do
not have the right
to called me whatsoever or else different name one
time or the other
for the real purposed to insults my personality
because I’m never
call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in
the backs of
Dennis, but if you start already to calling me
different name, I
don’t have any other choice but to call you other
different name to.
Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED,
OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl.
Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.

You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to
me because I am the
more sexier than you when you look to us in the
mirror.

I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when
she is a girl.

Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S. You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is
Dennis want to
kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is
me. There you go